Liz B.

So today I decided to go on a darn shopping spree and I literally had so much fun by myself. Is that sad? Maybe, but whatever man, it was a good time. I just figured I’d take some time and focus on myself. I stepped away from my frustrations for a day and spent over a hundred dollars. I also got a free scarf, free magazines, and I totally got hit on by a nice guy named Chris. Funny, I didn’t know how to react to it, so before I awkwardly walked away, my inner Jessica Day came out and without thinking, I finger gunned him! So, just, ahh! I don’t mix well with men. I’m just embarrassing. Anyway, I am happy to announce for the first time I didn’t buy anything bigger than a medium. I even got things in a small! What?! What?! Also the new episodes of New Girl and The Mindy Project came on tonight and they were perfect. Let me just say I loved the toilet scene in New Girl and omg, I wish I was Mindy during the stripper scene! Lol.

So today I decided to go on a darn shopping spree and I literally had so much fun by myself. Is that sad? Maybe, but whatever man, it was a good time. I just figured I’d take some time and focus on myself. I stepped away from my frustrations for a day and spent over a hundred dollars. I also got a free scarf, free magazines, and I totally got hit on by a nice guy named Chris. Funny, I didn’t know how to react to it, so before I awkwardly walked away, my inner Jessica Day came out and without thinking, I finger gunned him! So, just, ahh! I don’t mix well with men. I’m just embarrassing. Anyway, I am happy to announce for the first time I didn’t buy anything bigger than a medium. I even got things in a small! What?! What?! Also the new episodes of New Girl and The Mindy Project came on tonight and they were perfect. Let me just say I loved the toilet scene in New Girl and omg, I wish I was Mindy during the stripper scene! Lol.

I love Nicholas Miller!

(Source: jess-miller)

New Girl!

I’m so excited right now.

Grumpy Gills.

After a million hours, I finally finished my federal government test, only to find out I got 25 out of 40 right. AND now my grade average is an 80. ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?! I feel completely shitty. I don’t even want to deal with other things tomorrow. I don’t want the morning to come, I just want to sleep forever. >:l